The Normandy Crew 1

Had this idea for a couple of days, a Mass Effect Spin-off tv show focusing on some of the alien members of Shepards team. XP The team (comprised of either 6 or 7) would just be the aliens with maybe one or two humans as tiny side-characters.

They'd fly around in the Normandy having completely bizarre and insane adventures, (some taking place on the Normandy while others on different planets n' stuff) traversing the galaxy just doin'...stuff.

(Ex's: A giant prank/food war erupts aboard the Normandy with everyone against everyone else. It ends with the Normandy explodin' XP (cuz of Liara)

Mordin somehow tranforms Liara into a cute little sentient puppet and accidentally transforms everybody else into tiny little puppets! D: Now, Puppet Liara and Mordin have gotta find a cure and fast before Mordin suffers his puppety doom!

Tali and Mordin create a cloning machine and it accidentally creates thousands of defective evil Tali's that plan to take over the ENTIRE universe! >:]

Lol)

They'd all be goof-balls (to some degree) and clearly shouldn't be incharge of anything. But, hey, they may be goof-balls but, they're goofballs that will kick you @$$!

Mordin: A super genius and only sane guy aboard the Normandy, Mordin helps the others when weird and insane things need explain' (which is almost everyday). Although Mordin would make an execellent leader, he's just happy being with friends and being a scientist. Liara's his personal lab assistant and he's always seen hanging around with her [their's a really REALLY special reason why, I'll tell ya when I upload Liara] He can't create most of the things TV geniuses seem to always make single-handly, but when he works with Tali and Liara together, he can achieve these goals like Time Machines, Clones, and all that stuff. When he's not in his lab, he's hanging around with either Liara or Tali. He's pretty calm but when things go really south, he'll go flipping insane like the others do on a daily basis.

Garrus (Ignore that Gar. is horrible lookin' T.T): The slacker of the team. Don't get me wrong, he's really good at sniping and fixing up weapons, but....that's the ONLY two things he's good at. He'll try and get out of work by saying he has "Calibrations to attend to". XP It's pretty easy for him to loose his cool and freak out over the slightest detail gone wrong. He always sleeps during Normandy briefings, Tali comically waking him up and he'll just agree with whatever was just said, not knowing if it was either good or bad. He's always around with Tali and talking with her. *Wink Wink*

Tali : The semi-sane one of the group, Tali's ideas can be just as insane as the others (when the team think's they have a human bunny infestion she suggests they chuck them out the air-lock...or give them to Grunt XP Liara suggested "BURN 'EM! BURN 'EM WITH FIRE! Then we can have a Bunny Barbacue! Heh? anybody?!" (She's clearly not the most sanest member of the group). She prides herself on her sanity and believes she's the only sane one besides Mordin. XP
None the less, her best buddy is Garrus, although she'd never admit it to him. They constantly friendly-abuse each other and have a love/hate relationship with each other.

What'cha think? Crazy right?